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Unscripted No. 85

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Official Deadpool reaction:

Cass with Deadpool....

Cass: Wow, Wade it seems like everything is going your way this week.....
Deadpool: That's right. We me finally being recognize as the hero that I am, beating up Wolverine, and gaining a role in the new Wolverine Movie all in the same week. Yep sir, nothing can stop my good fortunes..
Siryn comes in looking sad...
Deadpool: Siryn, my love what bring you here...
Siryn: Wade, I have something to tell you...
Deadpool: What is it my little songbird....
Siryn: Wade, I'm pregnant with Jamie Madrox's child.
Deadpool: ...... If you excuse me...

Nightwing listing to some Sad music...

Deadpool comes in....

Deadpool looking sad: Have room for one more ?
There's always room at Emoland! The most depressing place on earth. If you act now, you'll get three free sets of razor blades with every Season Pass purchase!

Story by coolmvm.

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That is cute in a "Can Totally See It Happy"-kinda way. Poor Wade. Also, Emoland? Amazing