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Solicit Reactions for May
Robin/GU
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*Steph and Tim are sitting at a table in the apartment. Steph is wearing a ring with a string attached to it*
Steph: Tim, why’d you call me in here?
Tim: I just so the solicits for May today…we have to wait until May to know if it’s you under the mask?
Steph: *shrugs*
Tim: I’m gonna go crazy waiting that long! Can’t you just tell me now?
Steph: I’m still trying to get it straightened out myself. They’re giving me a paycheck, but I’m still not sure if they’re going back and redoing the scenes once I leave. So I’m in the dark myself.
Tim: What’s that string for?
Steph: Oh this? This is part of how I’ve been trying to get my info. *yanks her arm and Dan comes flying onto the panel, a fish hook stuck in his nose*
Dan: I’m telling you, You Who Must Be Forgotten, I can’t tell you until just before the issue comes out. Now please, I have things I need to do. Decisions to be made. A business to run.
Steph: Fine, I guess I’ll let you go, for now… *takes off the ring and then casts him like a fishing lure out the window*
Tim: …
Steph: Anyways, want some coffee?
Cyborg #1
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*Cass and Cy and standing outside the building, talking*
Cass: You have a dark secret?
Cy: Apparently, though what I just don’t know yet. Seems like a stupid idea though. In all my years, I’ve never hard a dark secret in my origin. Why do it now?
Cass: *looks up* Looks like your answer might be Heaven sent.
Dan: *crashes to the ground and groans*
Cy: *helps him up* Hey, can I ask about that secret in my min…what’s that in your nose?!
Dan: Can’t a guy get a nose ring if he wants to? *dusts himself up and walks away*
Cy: Think Stephanie did that?
Cass: Oh yeah.
TTG #55
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Dan: *runs into Rose walking back down the street*
Rose: Hey.
Dan: Oy. *head palms*
Rose: Why is TTG ending? I liked my appearance in it. Do you know if I’ll have another one before it ends?
Dan: I just escaped from Stephanie Brown’s apparent because apparently she’s menstruating or something and was pissed off at me and kidnapped me. I fell on my ass after going out a window. I have shards of glass stuck in my anus. And I have a company that requires my gentle touch. Please, miss Wilson, just leave me alone for right now. How about just waiting and seeing?
Rose: Because I liked my appearance in TTG, and it’s also my supplementary income. *glower*
Dan: You keep standing in my way, and you won’t have any in…
Rose: *hits him in the nuts with a bo staff* What was that?! I couldn’t hear you!
Dan: *groan*
Rose: That’s what I thought!
Epilogue
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Dan: *crawls into his office and picks up his phone* Thank God I know just who to call on a day like this.
*cut to Punisher’s office, with what looks like him sitting behind his desk. He picks up his phone*
Frank: Hello? … Oh, hi Mister Didio! … Had a rough day and need to talk? … Well, I’m still finishing my report on Miss Dent’s visit. She’s still having trouble getting the roofing company to come over and fix her place. She’s convinced they’re overcharging her in their estimates, and she refuses to budge from that position, and it’s causing her a lot of stress. It just got out a few minutes ago, so I need some time to make sure I got everything straight. … How’s 2:30 sound? … Excellent! I’ll see you then! *hangs up. Pulls off a mask and voice changer to reveal it’s really Duela*
Duela: Good, now I know he’ll be here. Maybe now I can get some answers as to rather my storyline in Countdown is totally done or not, and rather or not they’ll ever touch on the fact that my mom’s still alive! Now, let’s see what all I got here for just in case I have to try to use a little pressure. *starts pulling things seemingly out of nowhere* Let’s see, exploding pie, check. Boxing glove gun, check. And last resort, heat seeking roman candles. Check. *hears something, gathers the gun and the roman candles, then ducks behind the desk*
Frank: *comes in* Alright, Duela. That will be $100. Duela? You still hear? *spots the pie* Hmm, guess she must not have had the money, so left this instead? *walks over, runs a finger through it, and then licks his finger* Mmm, lemon meringue. Delicious. Well, I guess I can let her slide this time. She even left a fork and knife! How sweet. *takes to knife and sticks it into the pie. The pie blows up, leaving him covered in a gooey mess*
Duela: *giggles* Tee hee.
Robin/GU
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*Steph and Tim are sitting at a table in the apartment. Steph is wearing a ring with a string attached to it*
Steph: Tim, why’d you call me in here?
Tim: I just so the solicits for May today…we have to wait until May to know if it’s you under the mask?
Steph: *shrugs*
Tim: I’m gonna go crazy waiting that long! Can’t you just tell me now?
Steph: I’m still trying to get it straightened out myself. They’re giving me a paycheck, but I’m still not sure if they’re going back and redoing the scenes once I leave. So I’m in the dark myself.
Tim: What’s that string for?
Steph: Oh this? This is part of how I’ve been trying to get my info. *yanks her arm and Dan comes flying onto the panel, a fish hook stuck in his nose*
Dan: I’m telling you, You Who Must Be Forgotten, I can’t tell you until just before the issue comes out. Now please, I have things I need to do. Decisions to be made. A business to run.
Steph: Fine, I guess I’ll let you go, for now… *takes off the ring and then casts him like a fishing lure out the window*
Tim: …
Steph: Anyways, want some coffee?
Cyborg #1
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*Cass and Cy and standing outside the building, talking*
Cass: You have a dark secret?
Cy: Apparently, though what I just don’t know yet. Seems like a stupid idea though. In all my years, I’ve never hard a dark secret in my origin. Why do it now?
Cass: *looks up* Looks like your answer might be Heaven sent.
Dan: *crashes to the ground and groans*
Cy: *helps him up* Hey, can I ask about that secret in my min…what’s that in your nose?!
Dan: Can’t a guy get a nose ring if he wants to? *dusts himself up and walks away*
Cy: Think Stephanie did that?
Cass: Oh yeah.
TTG #55
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Dan: *runs into Rose walking back down the street*
Rose: Hey.
Dan: Oy. *head palms*
Rose: Why is TTG ending? I liked my appearance in it. Do you know if I’ll have another one before it ends?
Dan: I just escaped from Stephanie Brown’s apparent because apparently she’s menstruating or something and was pissed off at me and kidnapped me. I fell on my ass after going out a window. I have shards of glass stuck in my anus. And I have a company that requires my gentle touch. Please, miss Wilson, just leave me alone for right now. How about just waiting and seeing?
Rose: Because I liked my appearance in TTG, and it’s also my supplementary income. *glower*
Dan: You keep standing in my way, and you won’t have any in…
Rose: *hits him in the nuts with a bo staff* What was that?! I couldn’t hear you!
Dan: *groan*
Rose: That’s what I thought!
Epilogue
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Dan: *crawls into his office and picks up his phone* Thank God I know just who to call on a day like this.
*cut to Punisher’s office, with what looks like him sitting behind his desk. He picks up his phone*
Frank: Hello? … Oh, hi Mister Didio! … Had a rough day and need to talk? … Well, I’m still finishing my report on Miss Dent’s visit. She’s still having trouble getting the roofing company to come over and fix her place. She’s convinced they’re overcharging her in their estimates, and she refuses to budge from that position, and it’s causing her a lot of stress. It just got out a few minutes ago, so I need some time to make sure I got everything straight. … How’s 2:30 sound? … Excellent! I’ll see you then! *hangs up. Pulls off a mask and voice changer to reveal it’s really Duela*
Duela: Good, now I know he’ll be here. Maybe now I can get some answers as to rather my storyline in Countdown is totally done or not, and rather or not they’ll ever touch on the fact that my mom’s still alive! Now, let’s see what all I got here for just in case I have to try to use a little pressure. *starts pulling things seemingly out of nowhere* Let’s see, exploding pie, check. Boxing glove gun, check. And last resort, heat seeking roman candles. Check. *hears something, gathers the gun and the roman candles, then ducks behind the desk*
Frank: *comes in* Alright, Duela. That will be $100. Duela? You still hear? *spots the pie* Hmm, guess she must not have had the money, so left this instead? *walks over, runs a finger through it, and then licks his finger* Mmm, lemon meringue. Delicious. Well, I guess I can let her slide this time. She even left a fork and knife! How sweet. *takes to knife and sticks it into the pie. The pie blows up, leaving him covered in a gooey mess*
Duela: *giggles* Tee hee.
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OMG, I forgot all about this one!!!