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A reaction to "The Twelve" #2
(Laboratory: A General and a generic soldier. The soldier looks worried, the general is confident. In a cryogenic tube is Dynamic Man; he's blond and wears a green shirt with yellow lightning bolts reaching from his shoulders and armpits to meet in the center of his chest. His eyes are closed.)
Soldier: Are you sure we should defrost this World War Two superhero, General?
General: Of course, trooper! That's how we got Captain America!
(Street Scene: Dynamic Man posing with his fists on his hips, ala Superman.)
DM: As the Man of Tomorrow, I'm ready for anything this future can dish out!
(Luke Cage, Jessica Jones and their baby enter the frame. Luke is angry, and Dynamic Man is horrified.)
DM: Agh! Miscegenation!
Luke: Jessica, whose turn is it to hold the kid while the other one punches out the racist?
(Dynamic Man is now sporting a shiner. Northstar and Pied Piper (still toting around Trickster's hand) enter the frame.)
DM: Ahhk! Homosexuals flaunting their deviant lifestyle!
Piper: What's that, James? We should teach him a lesson?
Northstar: You're not bringing that thing to bed with us.
(Dynamic Man is bleeding from the ears. Grace and Thunder enter the frame.)
DM: Gah! Uppity womenfolk! ...The lesbian thing is kind of hot, though.
Thunder: Oh, just what I needed after another day of being put down by Batman. Time for some stress relief.
(Dynamic Man is now missing some teeth. Cass and Katana enter the frame.)
DM: Oh, come on! Japanazis just walking around free?
Katana: Want to see how close we can come to killing him without actually doing it?
Cass: *nods*
(Lab: The general looks horrified. Dynamic Man now has an arm in a sling and several nasty-looking rents in his costume.)
DM: Any chance my old tube is still available?
(Laboratory: A General and a generic soldier. The soldier looks worried, the general is confident. In a cryogenic tube is Dynamic Man; he's blond and wears a green shirt with yellow lightning bolts reaching from his shoulders and armpits to meet in the center of his chest. His eyes are closed.)
Soldier: Are you sure we should defrost this World War Two superhero, General?
General: Of course, trooper! That's how we got Captain America!
(Street Scene: Dynamic Man posing with his fists on his hips, ala Superman.)
DM: As the Man of Tomorrow, I'm ready for anything this future can dish out!
(Luke Cage, Jessica Jones and their baby enter the frame. Luke is angry, and Dynamic Man is horrified.)
DM: Agh! Miscegenation!
Luke: Jessica, whose turn is it to hold the kid while the other one punches out the racist?
(Dynamic Man is now sporting a shiner. Northstar and Pied Piper (still toting around Trickster's hand) enter the frame.)
DM: Ahhk! Homosexuals flaunting their deviant lifestyle!
Piper: What's that, James? We should teach him a lesson?
Northstar: You're not bringing that thing to bed with us.
(Dynamic Man is bleeding from the ears. Grace and Thunder enter the frame.)
DM: Gah! Uppity womenfolk! ...The lesbian thing is kind of hot, though.
Thunder: Oh, just what I needed after another day of being put down by Batman. Time for some stress relief.
(Dynamic Man is now missing some teeth. Cass and Katana enter the frame.)
DM: Oh, come on! Japanazis just walking around free?
Katana: Want to see how close we can come to killing him without actually doing it?
Cass: *nods*
(Lab: The general looks horrified. Dynamic Man now has an arm in a sling and several nasty-looking rents in his costume.)
DM: Any chance my old tube is still available?
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I thought this might happen.
They never listen when we tell that a lot has happened in 60 years.
They never listen when we tell that a lot has happened in 60 years.