Unscripted No. 79

Valentine’s Day, Gotham...

*Babs looking sad with Ted Kord*

Ted: Cheer up Babs. I'm sure that Bedard has improved since the last time he wrote you and the girls.

Babs: Yeah, but then again this is the same man who had Dinah accepts Green Arrow's marriage proposal and you know how that turned out....

A separate panel showing an angry Green arrow and Black Canary saying: Damn you Sun Gods.

Back to Babs and Ted:

Ted: I know just what to cheer you up, an early Valentine's day gift.

Babs slightly smiling: What is it?

Ted: It's a remote control that can help you control any computer in your crime system and it also does this...

*click*

Booster gold gets hit by a pie

Booster annoyed: Damn it Ted, I thought that we weren't doing that anymore.

Babs smiling: Neat. And guess what my Blue bug, I got you something too, but I want you to close your eyes.

Babs later appears in a Blue Beetle Costume

Babs: Okay, open you eyes.

Ted: Wow, even you can make that suit look hot.

Babs blushing: Oh you, since it's Valentine's day I decide why not spend the day together as Blue Beetle and Beetle girl?

Ted: Sweet. So to the Beetle ship then?

Babs: Only if you lead the way.

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Meanwhile at the Titan Tower…

Beast Boy: Wasn't that a great date, Raven?

Raven: Yes, it was and I enjoyed your gift?

Beast Boy: I just knew you love that color bracelet.

A voice: Finally, I found you guys.

Mia aka Speedy 2 appears.

Beast Boy shocked: Mia ?!? What are you doing here?

Mia angry: I here to talk you guys out of join up in the new Titans series. Don't you two know that you be written by Winnick. I mean didn't you see what he done to Connor and even reduced Black Canary into a worried housewife.

Beast Boy confused: I thought the new series was going to make the Canary an equal to Green Arrow ?

Mia: They're all lies made by Didio just to reduce her to her former role as a Damsel in Distress. So you better run while there's still time.

Raven: First off, we don't run from anything. And secondly we have two things that Winnick may barely have....

Mia: Oh yeah what?

Beast Boy: The support of our fans...

Mia: But I thought you dislike the new fans.

Raven: Yes, but our new shrink told us to picture our immoral thoughts in our minds.

A scene showing Raven, Beast boy, Starfire, and Nightwing with the Punisher.

Frank: You all should be lucky that you even have this chance of being bigger stars than beyond the comic. You should embrace this new popularity as the best way you can. Even if it means you must embrace your negative feelings in a mental way.

Mia: Wow, so what your second thing.

Raven: We have a lawyer by our side and if Mr. Winnick dares to miswrite any of us he'll get sued.

Beast Boy: That's one of the other benefits of being an animated star.

Mia: Wow, so you're pretty much covered then. I guess I'm sorry if I disturbed you.

Raven: Think nothing of it, we were about to go into my apartment for ice cream would you like to join?

Mia smiling: Would I?

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And over in the Marvel Universe…

Reed: Happy Valentine's Day Sue.

Sue smiling: Oh Reed, I just love my new necklace you gave me.

Reed: Any thing for you my love. Now run off and show the world your newest necklace.

Soon as Sue leaves Iron Man shows Up.

Iron Man: Did it work?

Reed: Oh yes she is wearing the nano collar I gave her as a "necklace." Now let see her try to go to Namor for assistance again.