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Unscripted No. 105Red Sonja and Cable reaction....
Question Rrading Red Sonja and Cable...
Question: Of course it all makes since now...
Deadpool watching TV in his apartment when the door is being knocked and Deadpool opens it to face off with Question...
Deadpool: What do you want faceless?
Question: Wade, thank goodness I found you. Listen I got some terrible news that may just break the internet into pieces....
Wade: Oh do tell, I'm always in for rabid fan boy carnage, but hurry up it's almost time for my Bea Arthur hour...
Question: Do you recall your friend, Nathan Summers Alias Cable, taking care of a red hair baby ?
Question: And do you also recall a She-devil with a sword know as the Red Sonja ?
Wade: Yeah, she was in the movie with the gover-inator....
Question: Well she just been reborn in her own comics, but listen to me when I say doesn't she look familar ?
A few hours later...
A few more hours later.....
Wade: I got it, you mean to tell me that she
Unscripted No. 104Teen Titans #60 Reaction
Rose: *walking along, with a road sign near her, listening to an iPOD with a backpack on her back, singing along to Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Soul to Squeeze"* Where I go, I just don't know. I got to, gotta, gotta take it slow. When I find my piece of mind. I'm gonna give ya some of my good time. *a car pulls up beside her with Duela and Eddie in it*
Eddie: Hey there, Sweet Cheeks. Care for a ride?
Rose: *pulls off her headphones* Eddie, what are you doing here? And why's Duela here?
Duela: I was just pulling back into town now that I finally got Fallen Angel to pay me back that money she owed to fix this baby, and Eddie caught me and said he wanted to look for you.
Rose: *turns to Eddie* Wow...that's really sweet of you.
Eddie: Yeah, well, Meg told me how concerned you were about me when I got kidnapped, so I wanted to show how appreciative I was, but you'd already booked it. Thought I might try to convince you to come back.
Unscripted No. 103First part
Panel 1: Cass alone, dusting a picture of Terry
Cass: Dum dee dum dum, doo daaaaa
Panel 2: Bizarro appears just behind her.
Panel 3: Cass faces Bizarro, looking angry
Cass: Dammit, dont scream that way in my ears, you nearly made me have an attack!
Bizarro: Me am not sorry! Me needed not to sneak up on you, so me am not very quiet!
Panel 4: Idem
Cass: Oh boy, Ill never get used to this reverse-talking of yours So what are you doing here exactly?
Bizarro: Very not simple! Bizarro not want to abduct you for completely harmless plot!
Panel 5: Idem
Cass: Yeah, thats great Listen, Im a bit busy right now, so how about Wait, what did you
Panel 6: Onomatopoeia (yes, the villain from Green Arrow) alone:
Panel 7: Back to Cass and Bizarro, except that now Cass is lying on the ground, unconscious.
Bizarro: This am great failure for Bizarro!
Unscripted No. 102Supergirl #29
Supergirl and Superman
Superman: I'm sorry, Kara... He's dead.
Supergirl (sad): Damn it, I was so close! This could have helped save my heroic career! I could have been the first hero to cure cancer. Damn it, damn it , damn it. *sigh* Wel,l come on, R-man. I need something to take out my frustration on.
R-man (grinning): Looks like somebody's getting lucky tonight!
And now it's time for Secret Invasion Reaction strip with your host, DEADPOOL!!!!!
Deadpool: Hey there, Casstoon fans! I was sent here by Marvel and the good people of Casstoons to help keep you up to date on all things Skrull in the Marvel Universe. On todays show we'll be talking to an actual shapeshifting Skrull. That's right! We were lucky to have caught this little bugger. Say hello to... Beast Boy!
Beast boy appears annoyed.
Beast Boy: How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not a Skrull! Ever since this event started I can't go 5 minutes without someone jumping me and "bringing me in to justice!" It'
Unscripted No. 101Avengers/Invaders
(Bucky facing Swordsman)
BUCKY: You have a German accent! You much be a Nazi!
*Dynamic Man enters*
Dynamic Man: I like how you think, boy.
Countdown to Mystery
(Eclipso on the moon facing the Spectre)
SPECTRE: Stop, Eclipso. I won't let you use the power of the Heart of Darkness to-
SPECTRE: Wait, you're using your powers to do what?
ECLIPSO: That's right! I'll use my supreme god-like power to... WRITE MY NAME ON THE MOON!
*Chairface Chippendale enters*
CHAIRFACE: How... original...
Unscripted No. 100Captain America, "I did what I thought was right, but I now know that it wasn't that way."
Sally Floyd: "WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT EARLIER?"
Captain America, "It wasn't until I saw that damage that our war caused that I realized we were wrong to act as we did."
Sally Floyd: "That's all well and good, but how come you didn't know that earlier? What about MySpace?"
CA: "What about it? We're talking about..."
SF:"IT IS THE CENTER OF AMERICAN CULTURE AND IS VERY RELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION!"
CA:"Well, I'm talking about the ideals of freedom and basic human rights. I thougt this was the issue, but I now know that it wasn't, and now we've left the country in a big mess."
SF:"HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR AMERICA IF YOU DON'T KNOW MYSPACE?"
CA:"I punched Hitler, you know."
SF:"Yeah, but you didn't post gay porn on his myspace. You're out of touch with America. We're no longer freedom of speech and religion. We're Guantanamo Bay and Richard Dawkins."
CA:"Ben, you have anything to say? No?
Unscripted No. 99Birds of Prey #117
Cass and Babs
Cass: Congratulations on your new move, Barbara
Babs: Thanks Cass
Cass: But, seeing that there is a lot of equipment to be moved isn't there anyone going to help you?
Babs: Well with Misfit at her weekly schooling and Helena and Linda at their weekly bar hop....
A scene showing a drinking Linda and Helena
Linda: Barkeep another round for me and the missus here...
Back to Cass and Babs
Babs: Also with everyone else scatter around I decided to call in some professionals for the new move.
Cass: You sure that they can be trusted with all this technology?
Babs: Of course, the ad said that these guys are professionals.
A voice: You're Miss Gordon...
Deadpool, Rose Wilson and Blue Beetle shows up
Jamie: Well here we are, the Wilson Reynes and Wilson Moving Company is at your service....
Unscripted No. 98Catwoman cancellation:
Selina: I was told that you were the person to go to when a series is canceled. I mean I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean I thought that I was popular with the Bat-fans and that I was trying to get my life together, but nowadays I'm just trying to survive. So that why I came to you, as you were the one person who maybe can help me find a new direction with my life so will you help me?
Deadpool shows up
Deadpool: Sure I will Sweet checks, but I have one favor that I would like for you to help me with....
Deadpool, Catwoman and Spider-man
Deadpool: Hey Spidey, looks like I got the Black Cat now?
Spidey (Angry): Damn, you Deadpool. Damn you and your great power to attract hot women.
Deadpool outside the bubble which housed the Warbound
Deadpool: Hey there Casstoon fans...Uncle Wade here and I outside a local New Mexico City, hoping to catch one of the Warbound in action. For those of you tuning in, those are the guys and girls that helped out t
Unscripted No. 97General Reaction
Riddler: *stands there, with stitches all over his body, and winces* Cant think about pain now. Have to figure out what Ozzie is doing, and why Nightwing confused me for Leslie Thompkins.
Penguin: *waddles on*
Riddler: *grabs him* Hello, Ozzie.
Penguin: *nervously* He-hello, Eddie. Howd you get out of that room?
Riddler: A little snoo-snoo works as great bribery.
Penguin: Damn women and their hormones. *sighs*
Riddler: *reaches up into the air and pulls out a big black baseball bat*
Penguin: *raises brow* Whered you get that?
Riddler: Thats not important. What is important is if you can answer me this riddle. Riddle me this, riddle me that, whos afraid of the big black bat??
Penguin: *gulps and starts waddling away*
Riddler: *chases after him, with hitting sounds*
Penguin: *off-panel* OW! Come on, Eddie! You know that with my weight and height, my knees are so bad that I can hardly walk, let
Yes, Sir (Drunk!Levi x Reader)
A night in New York City. Supposedly the proud parent of romantic encounters around the numerous landmarks, gigantic blow out parties in the hottest night clubs, and the ritziest people found on every high end block.
Now, if someone could explain how that translated to you dragging a drunken Mr. Ackerman home, that would be just lovely.
Beginnings are the best place to start things, so let's roll back a few hours. The annual company bash was in full swing, the windows of the office's lobby reverberating with the noise. You weren't sure if a single coworker was sober outside yourself. Even the sullen Mikasa had a pink tint to her cheeks, and the company's President, Erwin, looked a bit tipsy.
The law-firm of Rose, Sina, and Maria were celebrating their fifth year of being an economic empire. The money couldn't be stopped from rolling in, and said circumstances meant bonuses. Everyone had a reason to celebrate the extra change in their pockets. You had planned for the event for an extens
Levi x Reader x Rivaille |Host Club| AUYou felt your eyebrow twitch as Levi and Rivaille both stare at you, arms crossed. They both sighed at the same time.
"(Name), we would like..." Levi began.
"...That stuff you commoners call instant coffee." Rivaille finished, and you frowned.
"Why can't you get it yourself?" You grumble. Levi and Rivaille both smirked.
"Well, someone broke an expensive vase." Levi teased, making you glare daggers at him.
"In all honesty it didn't even look that expensive." You defensively say.
"Hm, well, too bad isn't it?" Rivaille says, making you sigh.
"Do I really have to? This couch is really comfy," You say, motioning to the leather couch you were plopped on. They both shake their heads. You look away frowning.
"Either that, or you can yell." Levi suggests, making you look back at him confused.
"What?" You deadpan.
"You seem like the kind of person that hides their actual rage, besides you blatant sarcasm. If you yell, it'd be quite entertaining, don't you think Levi?" Rivaille asks, as Levi nods
Please Take Me Home - Sebastian x Neko! Reader
Living on the streets was not easy.
There was murderers, rapists, and not to mention the God-awful drunks that threw glass bottles at you.
But one could guess such was the life of a cat. A cat in Victoria England.
You gazed at your surroundings in disgust. Being in the alley of a bar was gross. You couldn't believe this actually happened to you.
One day you were taking a stroll in the park and lightly bumped into a man in a cloak. In surprise he yelled "Abracadabra" and poof! Your life as a human was over.
You growled bitterly recalling that awful memory. 'That stupid man! If only I scratched him with my claws maybe he would have turned me back...'
Sadly that wasn't the case because you ran away in disbelief to what just happened. You ran and and ran. You ran until your paws were bleeding. Until your breaths became diminished to hurried pants. Until exhaustion overtook your tiny body and made you succumb to a nightmarish sleep.
Coming out of that
Bucky x Reader Don't Play
“Ohhh how long has it been since we’ve been to the beach??” (Name) cried, stretching her tired limbs with every emphasis. Finally, they were all at the beach. The most magical, relaxing and vacation perfect place they could think of, and it was all thanks to (Name).
Clad in only a bikini and a long shirt as a cover-up, (Name) had then convinced Fury to give all the Avengers a decent vacation. And Bucky Barnes had been included because 1) She had a massive crush on the man and 2) Because she knew he needed the break more than anyone else.
Since joining SHIELD, he’d had it rough. All the other agents and personnel were wary of him thanks to his past as the Winter Soldier, which basically meant no one really trusted or liked him aside from Steve and (Name), and the Avengers more or less since she’d convinced them that he was a decent guy, for the most part.
And here they all were, ready to kick back at the beach in
2P!England x Child!Reader - Tell Me A Story 4
"Yes poppet?" Oliver smiled as he place the tray of cupcakes on the counter.
"Tell me a story."
"Sure thing poppet~! You can take a seat if you like."
"I'll just sit on the floor~" you sat down and looked up at your father, waiting for him to start.
"Once upon a time, there lived a five family rabbits. One rabbit is the father named OllieBunny, the uncle named FranBunny, the oldest son named MatBunny, the other son named AlBunny and the cute daughter named [Nickname]Bunny."
"Wait, why am I called AlBunny?" Allen asked, who was sitting beside you.
"Shut up, AlBunny!" Oliver smiled, "Now where was I? Oh! Right! One day, they went out to get carrots to eat but EvilBunny came and took all of the carrots. The family became sad because they're so hungry. Then the next day, they went to the EvilBunny's house and killed him so they can eat the carrots and live their lifes. The end!"
You, Allen and Matthieu clapped.
Hitman - Assassin!Levi x Reader
“Levi, we’ve received some new information.”
The renowned assassin waited obediently for his orders that were to come. After all, an assassin was nothing more than a tool, and no one wanted a tool that talked freely. If he overstepped his boundaries he was certain another of his kind would be sent to wipe him out – or several, if they were smart.
He looked toward the shadowed figure folding his arms over the desk. “There’s a woman currently hiding out in Japan. [First] [Last] her name is. We’ve gotten word that she’s… got her hands on some government level intelligence.” He interlaced his meaty fingers together and leaned into them. “I need you to take her out, remove the information wherever she’s stored it.”
Levi stared blankly at the pudgy man before him. “How do you know she’s got information?”
“Ah, she told us. Directly. She thought she was being smart, but we managed to track her
Levi x Reader - Tea Talk - [AU]
Levi x Reader [AU]
A/N: this is a continuation of the "Eight Miles High" and "A Night in Paris" story line.
The night had ended, but today was a new day. Memories were destined to be made today, and surprises were probably right around the corner. Levi knew how to start the day off right and decided to take you to one of the little French cafés Paris was famous for. As you walked into the quaint little café, the warm aroma of tea, coffee, and pastries took over your senses. Levi seemed to be in a pretty good mood too since there weren't many people here, hoping that you two would have some time to talk. He took his hand in yours and walked up to the cashier at the counter.
"Bonjour monsieur, que puis-je faire pour vous? (Good morning sir, what can I get for you?)" the young cashier spoke, a small blush on her face. Not that you really cared if she thought your fiancé was cute. Most girls, even if they were frightened by him, thought he was handsome. You rarel
Beautiful (Levi X Reader)Everyone has a goal in this world. Everyone has a purpose to live. To reach that goal. Me... Of course, I just want to see the light of tomorrow, just like everyone else. But we all have different goals besides that, right?
I guess I'm expected to be a boring guy. All I do is sit in my office and do paperwork. Or out in the field I'll be slaughtering our enemies. Not much more to me than that, right? That's what everyone thinks. Nothing behind Heichou's door.
They're wrong. I have a goal too, something I live for. This may sound... stupid, but...
Don't think of me like that, I'm not some desperate idiot like Kirstein. I hide my emotions pretty well. But, in town, I see all these young couples, aimlessly walking together while hand-in-hand, and I just think... I can't be the only one. I can't be the only one that's alone. There has to be someone like me.
Then I saw her.
I've seen lots of pretty faces around. The regular girls with the broad chest and wide hips and tiny waist. The
Sebastian x Child! Reader: Her Butler, Proud
Sebastian x Child! Reader
Her Butler, Proud
It was nearing twilight as the last fractals of light disappeared into the nighttime clouds of a periwinkle sky. Carriages clattered noisily through the streets of London chauffeuring the elite of society to the nearest theaters and other forms of entertainment.
From the depths of the large city a single stately house sat in mild splendor, with warm light wafting through large clear-cut windows. From within the home, a couple finished dressing to the nines and made their way down to the entryway where their Butler awaited to help them into their coats.
The Master of the house- a nearly twenty-five year old Ciel Phantomhive- regally shrugged into his overcoat, before holding out his arm to his wife. With an intelligent light blue eye the man gazed at her, before once more returning his attention to the statuesque figure dressed in black.
“We’ll return after the oper
Unscripted No. 106Trinity Reaction
(Cass' Apartment: Cass and Firestorm (Jason Rusch) are talking, Cass curious, Firestorm serious)
Cass: So the world without the Trinity is a very different place?
Firestorm: Yes, the lack of Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman has changed many lives. The word "superhero" isn't even in the dictionary anymore. And some people are very different. For example...
(Green Arrow lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill.)
Firestorm v.o.: Green Arrow is the hero of the rich and famous.
Green Arrow: Screw the poor and oppressed! I've got mine!
Firestorm v.o.: Supergirl is now someone named Interceptor.
Interceptor: I'm proud to defend Earth against alien filth! What is this "Kryptonian" you speak of?
(Alternate Lois Lane, angry, cigarette hanging from lips and holding a protest sign that reads "U.S. out of U.N.", Richie Grayson grinning and slicking his hair back, Freddie Pennysworth with a sub-machine gun, and Donna Troy in frumpy librarian garb trying t
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