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Unscripted No. 105Red Sonja and Cable reaction....
Question Rrading Red Sonja and Cable...
Question: Of course it all makes since now...
Deadpool watching TV in his apartment when the door is being knocked and Deadpool opens it to face off with Question...
Deadpool: What do you want faceless?
Question: Wade, thank goodness I found you. Listen I got some terrible news that may just break the internet into pieces....
Wade: Oh do tell, I'm always in for rabid fan boy carnage, but hurry up it's almost time for my Bea Arthur hour...
Question: Do you recall your friend, Nathan Summers Alias Cable, taking care of a red hair baby ?
Question: And do you also recall a She-devil with a sword know as the Red Sonja ?
Wade: Yeah, she was in the movie with the gover-inator....
Question: Well she just been reborn in her own comics, but listen to me when I say doesn't she look familar ?
A few hours later...
A few more hours later.....
Wade: I got it, you mean to tell me that she
Unscripted No. 104Teen Titans #60 Reaction
Rose: *walking along, with a road sign near her, listening to an iPOD with a backpack on her back, singing along to Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Soul to Squeeze"* Where I go, I just don't know. I got to, gotta, gotta take it slow. When I find my piece of mind. I'm gonna give ya some of my good time. *a car pulls up beside her with Duela and Eddie in it*
Eddie: Hey there, Sweet Cheeks. Care for a ride?
Rose: *pulls off her headphones* Eddie, what are you doing here? And why's Duela here?
Duela: I was just pulling back into town now that I finally got Fallen Angel to pay me back that money she owed to fix this baby, and Eddie caught me and said he wanted to look for you.
Rose: *turns to Eddie* Wow...that's really sweet of you.
Eddie: Yeah, well, Meg told me how concerned you were about me when I got kidnapped, so I wanted to show how appreciative I was, but you'd already booked it. Thought I might try to convince you to come back.
Unscripted No. 103First part
Panel 1: Cass alone, dusting a picture of Terry
Cass: Dum dee dum dum, doo daaaaa
Panel 2: Bizarro appears just behind her.
Panel 3: Cass faces Bizarro, looking angry
Cass: Dammit, dont scream that way in my ears, you nearly made me have an attack!
Bizarro: Me am not sorry! Me needed not to sneak up on you, so me am not very quiet!
Panel 4: Idem
Cass: Oh boy, Ill never get used to this reverse-talking of yours So what are you doing here exactly?
Bizarro: Very not simple! Bizarro not want to abduct you for completely harmless plot!
Panel 5: Idem
Cass: Yeah, thats great Listen, Im a bit busy right now, so how about Wait, what did you
Panel 6: Onomatopoeia (yes, the villain from Green Arrow) alone:
Panel 7: Back to Cass and Bizarro, except that now Cass is lying on the ground, unconscious.
Bizarro: This am great failure for Bizarro!
Unscripted No. 102Supergirl #29
Supergirl and Superman
Superman: I'm sorry, Kara... He's dead.
Supergirl (sad): Damn it, I was so close! This could have helped save my heroic career! I could have been the first hero to cure cancer. Damn it, damn it , damn it. *sigh* Wel,l come on, R-man. I need something to take out my frustration on.
R-man (grinning): Looks like somebody's getting lucky tonight!
And now it's time for Secret Invasion Reaction strip with your host, DEADPOOL!!!!!
Deadpool: Hey there, Casstoon fans! I was sent here by Marvel and the good people of Casstoons to help keep you up to date on all things Skrull in the Marvel Universe. On todays show we'll be talking to an actual shapeshifting Skrull. That's right! We were lucky to have caught this little bugger. Say hello to... Beast Boy!
Beast boy appears annoyed.
Beast Boy: How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not a Skrull! Ever since this event started I can't go 5 minutes without someone jumping me and "bringing me in to justice!" It'
Unscripted No. 101Avengers/Invaders
(Bucky facing Swordsman)
BUCKY: You have a German accent! You much be a Nazi!
*Dynamic Man enters*
Dynamic Man: I like how you think, boy.
Countdown to Mystery
(Eclipso on the moon facing the Spectre)
SPECTRE: Stop, Eclipso. I won't let you use the power of the Heart of Darkness to-
SPECTRE: Wait, you're using your powers to do what?
ECLIPSO: That's right! I'll use my supreme god-like power to... WRITE MY NAME ON THE MOON!
*Chairface Chippendale enters*
CHAIRFACE: How... original...
Unscripted No. 100Captain America, "I did what I thought was right, but I now know that it wasn't that way."
Sally Floyd: "WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT EARLIER?"
Captain America, "It wasn't until I saw that damage that our war caused that I realized we were wrong to act as we did."
Sally Floyd: "That's all well and good, but how come you didn't know that earlier? What about MySpace?"
CA: "What about it? We're talking about..."
SF:"IT IS THE CENTER OF AMERICAN CULTURE AND IS VERY RELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION!"
CA:"Well, I'm talking about the ideals of freedom and basic human rights. I thougt this was the issue, but I now know that it wasn't, and now we've left the country in a big mess."
SF:"HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR AMERICA IF YOU DON'T KNOW MYSPACE?"
CA:"I punched Hitler, you know."
SF:"Yeah, but you didn't post gay porn on his myspace. You're out of touch with America. We're no longer freedom of speech and religion. We're Guantanamo Bay and Richard Dawkins."
CA:"Ben, you have anything to say? No?
Unscripted No. 99Birds of Prey #117
Cass and Babs
Cass: Congratulations on your new move, Barbara
Babs: Thanks Cass
Cass: But, seeing that there is a lot of equipment to be moved isn't there anyone going to help you?
Babs: Well with Misfit at her weekly schooling and Helena and Linda at their weekly bar hop....
A scene showing a drinking Linda and Helena
Linda: Barkeep another round for me and the missus here...
Back to Cass and Babs
Babs: Also with everyone else scatter around I decided to call in some professionals for the new move.
Cass: You sure that they can be trusted with all this technology?
Babs: Of course, the ad said that these guys are professionals.
A voice: You're Miss Gordon...
Deadpool, Rose Wilson and Blue Beetle shows up
Jamie: Well here we are, the Wilson Reynes and Wilson Moving Company is at your service....
Unscripted No. 98Catwoman cancellation:
Selina: I was told that you were the person to go to when a series is canceled. I mean I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean I thought that I was popular with the Bat-fans and that I was trying to get my life together, but nowadays I'm just trying to survive. So that why I came to you, as you were the one person who maybe can help me find a new direction with my life so will you help me?
Deadpool shows up
Deadpool: Sure I will Sweet checks, but I have one favor that I would like for you to help me with....
Deadpool, Catwoman and Spider-man
Deadpool: Hey Spidey, looks like I got the Black Cat now?
Spidey (Angry): Damn, you Deadpool. Damn you and your great power to attract hot women.
Deadpool outside the bubble which housed the Warbound
Deadpool: Hey there Casstoon fans...Uncle Wade here and I outside a local New Mexico City, hoping to catch one of the Warbound in action. For those of you tuning in, those are the guys and girls that helped out t
Unscripted No. 97General Reaction
Riddler: *stands there, with stitches all over his body, and winces* Cant think about pain now. Have to figure out what Ozzie is doing, and why Nightwing confused me for Leslie Thompkins.
Penguin: *waddles on*
Riddler: *grabs him* Hello, Ozzie.
Penguin: *nervously* He-hello, Eddie. Howd you get out of that room?
Riddler: A little snoo-snoo works as great bribery.
Penguin: Damn women and their hormones. *sighs*
Riddler: *reaches up into the air and pulls out a big black baseball bat*
Penguin: *raises brow* Whered you get that?
Riddler: Thats not important. What is important is if you can answer me this riddle. Riddle me this, riddle me that, whos afraid of the big black bat??
Penguin: *gulps and starts waddling away*
Riddler: *chases after him, with hitting sounds*
Penguin: *off-panel* OW! Come on, Eddie! You know that with my weight and height, my knees are so bad that I can hardly walk, let
No Touching (France x Reader)
No Touching (France x Reader)
All Translations are in the description, hope you enjoy!~ :3
“Yes ma chérie?”
“Remove. Your. Hand. From. My. Ass!” you growled before glaring at the Frenchman,
“But it’s so beautiful~” he purred before sliding his other arm around your waist.
Francis, your boyfriend, was kind, loving and affectionate just a little too affectionate, in fact he was so affectionate that some would take it as far as to call him a pervert and you’re the one who had to put up with this so called ‘Pervert’.
Yeah sure at times he could be a little perverted but you wouldn't necessarily call him a pervert just a little… frisky at times and touchy, VERY TOUCHY! And to be honest it was starting to annoy you. You pinched his hand earn
Contego (Levi x Abused!Reader) [AU]
You winced as you prodded your digits on your split lip, crimson staining the pad of your fingertips. With shaky hands, you pulled open the dresser's top drawer, reaching in for the pouch which stored your makeup.
This was a daily routine for you; caking your face in makeup to hide the red marks and purple bruises, your bleeding lip, the shadow around your eye.
You swiped the red lipstick across your bottom lip, and the sharp, throbbing pain blossoms. Looking at your reflection, a smile spreads on your face; a perfect, practiced smile across perfect, practiced lips that showed no pain, no suffering.
Before tears could brim up at the corner of your eyes, you stood up and walked to the front door, stepping outside to go through another day of work.
"Oi, what happened to your lip? Looks like someone had punched you," the raven speaks up, slight concern etched upon his visage. He stops arranging the
"Hold still." You commanded, holding your boyfriend's arm with one hand and cleaning the wound on it with the other.
Luciano hissed when the cleaning rag hit his arm, trying to pull his arm away. "That hurts!"
"It's going to hurt a lot more when I smack you if you don't sit still." You snapped, tightening your grip on his arm. He huffed and kept still, wincing every time you touched his arm.
You see, your boyfriend had a tendency to get into fights, usually for stupid reasons, and usually with two of his friends, Kuro and Lutz. They also got quite carried away sometimes, and that usually resulted in one of them getting hurt. This time, however, the fight Luciano had gotten into had been with a guy named Allen, who was pretty tough. Luciano had come out of the fight with a black eye, a swollen cheek, a twisted ankle, a fractured wrist, and a knife wound on his right arm. Needless to say, he'd lost.
"What exactly did you do
Sousuke x Reader Not Quite
Sousuke was in the middle of a crisis. Not that he’d admit that to anyone. ...Well, to most anyone. It was a bit of a mess he was in, and he wasn’t entirely sure how to go about fixing it. Or rather, it was a competition, and he wasn’t entirely sure how to win it.
(Name) (Last Name), aka the girl he had a crush on since she transferred over from Sapporo, was going to Iwatobi. And that was great, because it meant she was close by. She was also into swimming, which made her that much more attractive, and also meant that Gou was more than happy to have her be co-manager of the Iwatobi Swim Team. Which in turn meant that Sousuke had plenty of opportunities to see her more often.
The only problem was that he wasn’t the only one who was attracted to her. At least, as far as he could tell. Sometimes, whenever Rin went to visit Gou and the boys on the Iwatobi swim team, he’d tag along to catch a glimpse of (Name). And more often than not, there she was, chatting w
I Can't Stop - Sebastian x Stalker! Reader
You are a creeper.
Don’t deny it. Wait scratch that.
You are much worse than that; you are a stalker.
“I don’t mean to be” you would say to yourself every time you went to sleep.
But you just couldn’t help it. It was great watching him.
The way his hands skimmed the surface of the dishes with grace. Or how his jet black hair was perfectly flippant. And oh oh! Don’t forget how his red eyes would flicker pink when he heard something especially enticing.
You blushed and held your cheeks.
Mey-rin, who was currently trying to dust the wardrobe but unfortunately broke a vase in the process, saw you grow red. “_____ are you alright?”
Caught you were blushing this way was unprofessional for a maid like you. Clearing your throat, you straightened your apron with your hands. “No I was just feeling my temperature”
She rose a brow, “That is a very strange ______-chan” She neared you inspecting you, “
Japan x Sick!Reader .:. This Will Do
It was a rather cold day outside, but the warmth inside was something you could thank. You were freezing, it seemed, no matter how many blankets were wrapped around you. You could no longer breathe from your nose, and your stomach was in coils. Much to your disliking, you were sick.
Luckily, you had someone there who was taking care of you, and as you opened your eyes now at the quiet tip-tap of footsteps, you saw that "someone". Short, dark hair and deep brown eyes... you smiled at the sight of him. He placed the back of his hand to your forehead and frowned slightly.
"Your forehead's stirr warm..." he said quietly, mostly to himself. He left for a moment before he came back with a moistened washcloth that he placed upon your forehead. You released a light sigh at how refreshingly cool it was, considering that you were running a rather high temperature. You coughed twice into your hand before your smile turned to a frown that matched the one o
Rivals ( Levi x Colonel!Reader )
You could still remember that 15 year old girl with (H/l) (H/c) hair that graduated and chose to join the Survey Corps. Your battle skill was 10/10 back from then, but you were still sure you would die on the first expedition. It seems your sixth sense sucked, because now you were sitting in your office, drinking coffee. Yup, you were 32 year old woman and a Colonel of the Regiment.
Today, the idiots that were ready to die from the 104th Trainees A.K.A. The ones that decided to join the Scouting Legion would have their first chores and they had no idea what kind of a monster Levi was when it came to cleaning. You could say that you doubted the fact he was a man, but once you walked in the Boys' shower and... To be short, he was a man. A really big man.
Many people found Levi scary, but you were absolutely terrifying. You could literally give someone a heart attack with one glare. Once Erwin told you about a rumor, that you could kill titans with your deadly glare. Cadets and thei
Affection | Reader x Cat!Levi (AU - One shot)Just to let you know, there is some cursing.
You looked at the long rows of small cages on the walls, as you stepped into the room with the shelter worker. The room is filled with different sounding meows. You took slow steps forward, looking at the cats inside each cage. Most of them were just sleeping in their small beds, while a few of them showed curiosity as you came closer to have a better look at them.
"Are you looking for something specific?" The worker asks me kindly. You look at her, giving her a warm smile.
"Not really, I usually trust my instincts with this kind of things." You say, stepping over the next cage.
"You've had a shelter cat before?" She asks.
"Yup. When I was a kid, I got my first kitten from a place like this, and my previous cat was from a shelter too. She was already an old lady.. the sweetest little thing she was." You smile to the memory of your beloved pet.
The shelter worker smiles warmly, watching you quietly as you gave a c
Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader |Mom or Dad?| CrackficLevi was a very flexible man, who could deal with a variety of things. He could deal with titans, Mikasa's glaring, Eren's whining, his wife's moodiness when she was pregnant, and his obnoxious little baby girl's crying.
But there was one thing Levi could never get used to. That, would be his wife's need to win everything. Basically, you were a very competitive person, and boy did it show. You even found a way to be competitive when you were growing Levi's little brat inside of you, by saying you were going to give birth to a girl, after Levi dumbly said it might be a boy.
What a mistake that was.
Don't get him wrong, Levi definitely did love you and all, but a combination of you suddenly yelling at him for not agreeing and then crying, before ignoring him for the rest of the day (which didn't really work out that much since you needed his help waddling around, you were 8 months pregnant after all).
So Levi made it his top priority to not ever trigger your annoying competitiveness. But
Unscripted No. 106Trinity Reaction
(Cass' Apartment: Cass and Firestorm (Jason Rusch) are talking, Cass curious, Firestorm serious)
Cass: So the world without the Trinity is a very different place?
Firestorm: Yes, the lack of Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman has changed many lives. The word "superhero" isn't even in the dictionary anymore. And some people are very different. For example...
(Green Arrow lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill.)
Firestorm v.o.: Green Arrow is the hero of the rich and famous.
Green Arrow: Screw the poor and oppressed! I've got mine!
Firestorm v.o.: Supergirl is now someone named Interceptor.
Interceptor: I'm proud to defend Earth against alien filth! What is this "Kryptonian" you speak of?
(Alternate Lois Lane, angry, cigarette hanging from lips and holding a protest sign that reads "U.S. out of U.N.", Richie Grayson grinning and slicking his hair back, Freddie Pennysworth with a sub-machine gun, and Donna Troy in frumpy librarian garb trying t
ReflectionsVal's pursuit led him to the foul beast's domain. The hollowed-out cavern reeked of blood and rancid meat. The dim light he had seen as he charged through the tunnel after the monster could now be identified: torches. Rows of mysteriously lit torches lined the walls of the huge cave. At its center was a substantially large labyrinth of mirrors.
He spotted the beast entering.
He spun his silver broadsword in his hand and hurried in behind it.
His garb was a simple blue and white crusader's leather with thick armored pads and reinforcing steel studs. Lightweight and flexible, but quite effective defense against blunt blows and – in a pinch – the slashing claws of the unholy spawn of the earth. All monster-hunters wore a similar variety in Val's experience. It would serve him well in these close quarters of the mirrored maze.
Right, left, forward, left, right he turned, always catching a glimpse of the beast's tail as he wove his way through the corridors. Every so often he sp
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