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Unscripted No. 105Red Sonja and Cable reaction....
Question Rrading Red Sonja and Cable...
Question: Of course it all makes since now...
Deadpool watching TV in his apartment when the door is being knocked and Deadpool opens it to face off with Question...
Deadpool: What do you want faceless?
Question: Wade, thank goodness I found you. Listen I got some terrible news that may just break the internet into pieces....
Wade: Oh do tell, I'm always in for rabid fan boy carnage, but hurry up it's almost time for my Bea Arthur hour...
Question: Do you recall your friend, Nathan Summers Alias Cable, taking care of a red hair baby ?
Question: And do you also recall a She-devil with a sword know as the Red Sonja ?
Wade: Yeah, she was in the movie with the gover-inator....
Question: Well she just been reborn in her own comics, but listen to me when I say doesn't she look familar ?
A few hours later...
A few more hours later.....
Wade: I got it, you mean to tell me that she
Unscripted No. 104Teen Titans #60 Reaction
Rose: *walking along, with a road sign near her, listening to an iPOD with a backpack on her back, singing along to Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Soul to Squeeze"* Where I go, I just don't know. I got to, gotta, gotta take it slow. When I find my piece of mind. I'm gonna give ya some of my good time. *a car pulls up beside her with Duela and Eddie in it*
Eddie: Hey there, Sweet Cheeks. Care for a ride?
Rose: *pulls off her headphones* Eddie, what are you doing here? And why's Duela here?
Duela: I was just pulling back into town now that I finally got Fallen Angel to pay me back that money she owed to fix this baby, and Eddie caught me and said he wanted to look for you.
Rose: *turns to Eddie* Wow...that's really sweet of you.
Eddie: Yeah, well, Meg told me how concerned you were about me when I got kidnapped, so I wanted to show how appreciative I was, but you'd already booked it. Thought I might try to convince you to come back.
Unscripted No. 103First part
Panel 1: Cass alone, dusting a picture of Terry
Cass: Dum dee dum dum, doo daaaaa
Panel 2: Bizarro appears just behind her.
Panel 3: Cass faces Bizarro, looking angry
Cass: Dammit, dont scream that way in my ears, you nearly made me have an attack!
Bizarro: Me am not sorry! Me needed not to sneak up on you, so me am not very quiet!
Panel 4: Idem
Cass: Oh boy, Ill never get used to this reverse-talking of yours So what are you doing here exactly?
Bizarro: Very not simple! Bizarro not want to abduct you for completely harmless plot!
Panel 5: Idem
Cass: Yeah, thats great Listen, Im a bit busy right now, so how about Wait, what did you
Panel 6: Onomatopoeia (yes, the villain from Green Arrow) alone:
Panel 7: Back to Cass and Bizarro, except that now Cass is lying on the ground, unconscious.
Bizarro: This am great failure for Bizarro!
Unscripted No. 102Supergirl #29
Supergirl and Superman
Superman: I'm sorry, Kara... He's dead.
Supergirl (sad): Damn it, I was so close! This could have helped save my heroic career! I could have been the first hero to cure cancer. Damn it, damn it , damn it. *sigh* Wel,l come on, R-man. I need something to take out my frustration on.
R-man (grinning): Looks like somebody's getting lucky tonight!
And now it's time for Secret Invasion Reaction strip with your host, DEADPOOL!!!!!
Deadpool: Hey there, Casstoon fans! I was sent here by Marvel and the good people of Casstoons to help keep you up to date on all things Skrull in the Marvel Universe. On todays show we'll be talking to an actual shapeshifting Skrull. That's right! We were lucky to have caught this little bugger. Say hello to... Beast Boy!
Beast boy appears annoyed.
Beast Boy: How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not a Skrull! Ever since this event started I can't go 5 minutes without someone jumping me and "bringing me in to justice!" It'
Unscripted No. 101Avengers/Invaders
(Bucky facing Swordsman)
BUCKY: You have a German accent! You much be a Nazi!
*Dynamic Man enters*
Dynamic Man: I like how you think, boy.
Countdown to Mystery
(Eclipso on the moon facing the Spectre)
SPECTRE: Stop, Eclipso. I won't let you use the power of the Heart of Darkness to-
SPECTRE: Wait, you're using your powers to do what?
ECLIPSO: That's right! I'll use my supreme god-like power to... WRITE MY NAME ON THE MOON!
*Chairface Chippendale enters*
CHAIRFACE: How... original...
Unscripted No. 100Captain America, "I did what I thought was right, but I now know that it wasn't that way."
Sally Floyd: "WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT EARLIER?"
Captain America, "It wasn't until I saw that damage that our war caused that I realized we were wrong to act as we did."
Sally Floyd: "That's all well and good, but how come you didn't know that earlier? What about MySpace?"
CA: "What about it? We're talking about..."
SF:"IT IS THE CENTER OF AMERICAN CULTURE AND IS VERY RELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION!"
CA:"Well, I'm talking about the ideals of freedom and basic human rights. I thougt this was the issue, but I now know that it wasn't, and now we've left the country in a big mess."
SF:"HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR AMERICA IF YOU DON'T KNOW MYSPACE?"
CA:"I punched Hitler, you know."
SF:"Yeah, but you didn't post gay porn on his myspace. You're out of touch with America. We're no longer freedom of speech and religion. We're Guantanamo Bay and Richard Dawkins."
CA:"Ben, you have anything to say? No?
Unscripted No. 99Birds of Prey #117
Cass and Babs
Cass: Congratulations on your new move, Barbara
Babs: Thanks Cass
Cass: But, seeing that there is a lot of equipment to be moved isn't there anyone going to help you?
Babs: Well with Misfit at her weekly schooling and Helena and Linda at their weekly bar hop....
A scene showing a drinking Linda and Helena
Linda: Barkeep another round for me and the missus here...
Back to Cass and Babs
Babs: Also with everyone else scatter around I decided to call in some professionals for the new move.
Cass: You sure that they can be trusted with all this technology?
Babs: Of course, the ad said that these guys are professionals.
A voice: You're Miss Gordon...
Deadpool, Rose Wilson and Blue Beetle shows up
Jamie: Well here we are, the Wilson Reynes and Wilson Moving Company is at your service....
Unscripted No. 98Catwoman cancellation:
Selina: I was told that you were the person to go to when a series is canceled. I mean I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean I thought that I was popular with the Bat-fans and that I was trying to get my life together, but nowadays I'm just trying to survive. So that why I came to you, as you were the one person who maybe can help me find a new direction with my life so will you help me?
Deadpool shows up
Deadpool: Sure I will Sweet checks, but I have one favor that I would like for you to help me with....
Deadpool, Catwoman and Spider-man
Deadpool: Hey Spidey, looks like I got the Black Cat now?
Spidey (Angry): Damn, you Deadpool. Damn you and your great power to attract hot women.
Deadpool outside the bubble which housed the Warbound
Deadpool: Hey there Casstoon fans...Uncle Wade here and I outside a local New Mexico City, hoping to catch one of the Warbound in action. For those of you tuning in, those are the guys and girls that helped out t
Unscripted No. 97General Reaction
Riddler: *stands there, with stitches all over his body, and winces* Cant think about pain now. Have to figure out what Ozzie is doing, and why Nightwing confused me for Leslie Thompkins.
Penguin: *waddles on*
Riddler: *grabs him* Hello, Ozzie.
Penguin: *nervously* He-hello, Eddie. Howd you get out of that room?
Riddler: A little snoo-snoo works as great bribery.
Penguin: Damn women and their hormones. *sighs*
Riddler: *reaches up into the air and pulls out a big black baseball bat*
Penguin: *raises brow* Whered you get that?
Riddler: Thats not important. What is important is if you can answer me this riddle. Riddle me this, riddle me that, whos afraid of the big black bat??
Penguin: *gulps and starts waddling away*
Riddler: *chases after him, with hitting sounds*
Penguin: *off-panel* OW! Come on, Eddie! You know that with my weight and height, my knees are so bad that I can hardly walk, let
Life's Joy- (Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader) 
“B-but daddy, p-please, we need you to protect u-us what if the t-t-titan c-c-comes and e-eats us?” Levi demounts his horse, ushering for his concerned counterparts to move on ahead. “Aunt Hanji” tries to send words of encouragement from afar, but Levi’s glare was enough to sew her lips shut. His eyes trail over to Isabel, thousands of curses aiming at the sky when he saw his daughter’s tear laden eyes.
He used not care so much until he had a little girl to take care of. One who’s eyes held the wonders of the world, one who’s heart was as innocent as the bud of a rose. He crouches in front of her trembling body, concentrating on the way she picked at her nails.
Just like her mother.
Speaking of that, you were a little ways behind the two, your arms folded. Actually you were still quite bitter about Levi getting Erwin to forbid you from the expedition, so you were even more so
Parent AU: Actor!Levi x Singer!Reader II
"Papa, Papa look! Mama's on TV!"
Levi was currently coming from the kitchen when he over heard his son excitedly mention his mother on the large flat screen TV. He looked, noticing that you were presented on the TV show: Dancing with the Stars. Levi growled as you were dancing swing with the man who was presented as Reiner Braun who was famous for his appearances on dance movies and such. Levi continued to glare at the TV, watching as you had a smile on your face and Reiner was holding your body so freely. Eren looked away from the screen to look at his father, feeling the dark aura in the air.
"Horseface! Papa is getting angry again!"
"Young Master, I thought I told you to stop calling me that.."
"Hurry and get Papa some tea! I think he's going to blow!"
Jean sighed as scurried over to the kitchen, immediately making Levi's tea to help him calm down his nerves. Eren looked at the TV again, noticing that you and Reiner got a pretty high score for the dance per
Massage Envy - Massager!Levi x Reader
You groaned as you stopped your continuous typing, stopping to lay back in your chair and rub the back of your neck tiredly. You sighed as you looked at what you had so far and realized that you only had a few more left to finish for your transcript. There was knocking on your door and you looked up from your lap.
"Hey, [ f/n ]! How you doing so far on your work?"
Hanji came inside your office, looking at you with a bright smile. You smiled tiredly as you sat up straighter in your seat, looking at your brown haired friend. She sat on your couch and crossed her leg over the other as she sat there comfortably.
"I'm almost done with my work and then I'll b--"
"Don't go to where ever you were going! We will go out somewhere!"
You blinked at her sudden eagerness and tilted your head confused. Hanji suddenly got up from her seat to sit in front of your desk, her eyes filled with excitement. You continued to look at her, feeling a bit worried on what she's going to bring
Body swap? (Modern!AU) Levi x Reader x Eren (Pt 1)
Saying that I was frightened was an understatement. No, I was more terrified than anything. Hanji was backed into a corner and holding a broom to fend him off while he glowered- no glared at her. Boy, if looks could kill, Hanji would be a pile of ashes right now.
Am I confusing you? Sorry, I tend to get ahead of myself at times... here, let me start off at the beginning, before all this happened:
~Earlier that day~
I sighed as I was making coffee for my... boss. God, it was so weird calling the guy that; he's only a couple years older than me. Yet, he's one of the best working men in this entire business.
And then there's me, fresh out of college, and instead of going out and getting a kickass job somewhere, I am an assistant at Titan enterprises, working under Levi Ackerman. I can't complain though, as crappy as this job can be, doing all of Levi's orders, I get paid... a lot. Enough for my girlfriend, (f/n) and I to live in this amazing apartment. No, not any apa
Ghastly (Yandere!Sebastian x Reader) 1
Rock a bye baby, in the tree top
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come baby, cradle and all
You opened your eyes in panic and stood up from your bed. You observed the dark room with raged breaths and gulped with difficulty when you realized you were still in your room. Tears cascaded down your cheeks and fell on your cover silently. You put a hand over your beating heart and took a respiration.
- " It's only a nightmare, (Y/N)...only a nightmare..." you kept telling yourself.
You lean back your head on the pillow but you couldn't bring yourself to sleep like a baby. At the thought, you shuddered and glanced at your right to see the other bed empty. Seems like another girl just disappeared. You weren't surp
2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Frere Jacques
"Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong~!" you sang.
You were at your room, jumping on your bed as you sang ones more.
"Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong~!"
"Poppet?" the door opened as you saw Oliver, Matthieu and Allen enter. Francois was behind them.
"Who taught you that song?" Allen asked.
"No one~! I heard uncle Francois sing this song while he's at shower~!" you replied.
Oliver ran towards you and hugged you, telling how you sang so cute.
Matthieu and Allen looked at Francois, waiting for his responds.
Japan x Reader - Stolen Kiss
“ And if I kiss you, darling
Please don't be alarmed” – New York, Ed Sheeran
[f/n] tried not sneezing again, rubbing the used tissue furiously over her nose before reaching out to scoop another one from the already empting box (it was amazing how she managed to finish those in record time, she would enter Guinness records one of these days with the right amount of bad luck and one of the nasty colds she always seemed to attract). The hard process of moving around while having the flu and the fact that she was buried by no less than three blankets made it very difficult to reach for the tissues that were calmly resting on the little table next to her bed.
Just one more inch…
It wasn’t surprising in any way when the girl felt herself losing the support offered by her mattress and rolling on the cold ground, becoming a mess of covers, pajamas, used socks and a tennis shoe that shouldn’t even be there (God, how she needed to clean up her ro
Please, Just Hold Me (Loki x Reader)"Loki..." You murmured, hugging the pillow like a surrogate teddy bear. "Please."
The room changed. At least the air did. You could feel him now, his heavy presence permeating the darkness. A warm hand pressed into your back, soothing your aching body for a moment. You laid still among your bedsheets, waiting for him to crawl in after you. Loki still hovered over your being, looking concerned under a thick mask of arrogance.
"You called?" He tilted his head, rounding the room so he could face your tear filled eyes. "My love, who has hurt you?"
You tried to answer before choking back a sob, dissolving into a deeper sadness. Trying to say it aloud made the pain sharper.
"Tell me his name. Tell me so I can cut his mortal string short. I'll make him feel a pain much worse than yours." Loki spoke through gritted teeth.
"Don't." You whispered with a crack in your voice. "Could you, I, I just need you to hold me."
He finally got into the bed, his armor disappearing out of necessity. He
Broken (Levi X Reader)The loud sound of pounding footsteps approached you. Of course, you decided to ignore it, since it was probably Jean chasing Eren or the other way around. But you were curious when a shrill voice called out your name. "H-HEY! SQUAD LEADER(f/n)! H-HELP, H-HURRY!" You stopped in your tracks, then turned to see Hanji running towards you. She stopped in front of you and doubled over, her hands on her knees as she caught her breath. "You... You're Shorty's girlfriend, r-right?" She said, panting in between words.
"Yes...?" You said, drawing out the word as you stared down at the woman.
"He... Oh God that was a lot of running... He's not doing good." She said, standing back up. She ran a hand through her hair and looked down at you with a worried expression.
Your eyes widened. "Why, is he sick or something?" You asked.
"No, no, it's not that..." She said, setting her hands on her hips, still panting a bit from her run. "He just seems pissed."
Your concerned posture slackened. "He's always pi
Unscripted No. 106Trinity Reaction
(Cass' Apartment: Cass and Firestorm (Jason Rusch) are talking, Cass curious, Firestorm serious)
Cass: So the world without the Trinity is a very different place?
Firestorm: Yes, the lack of Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman has changed many lives. The word "superhero" isn't even in the dictionary anymore. And some people are very different. For example...
(Green Arrow lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill.)
Firestorm v.o.: Green Arrow is the hero of the rich and famous.
Green Arrow: Screw the poor and oppressed! I've got mine!
Firestorm v.o.: Supergirl is now someone named Interceptor.
Interceptor: I'm proud to defend Earth against alien filth! What is this "Kryptonian" you speak of?
(Alternate Lois Lane, angry, cigarette hanging from lips and holding a protest sign that reads "U.S. out of U.N.", Richie Grayson grinning and slicking his hair back, Freddie Pennysworth with a sub-machine gun, and Donna Troy in frumpy librarian garb trying t
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