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Unscripted No. 105Red Sonja and Cable reaction....
Question Rrading Red Sonja and Cable...
Question: Of course it all makes since now...
Deadpool watching TV in his apartment when the door is being knocked and Deadpool opens it to face off with Question...
Deadpool: What do you want faceless?
Question: Wade, thank goodness I found you. Listen I got some terrible news that may just break the internet into pieces....
Wade: Oh do tell, I'm always in for rabid fan boy carnage, but hurry up it's almost time for my Bea Arthur hour...
Question: Do you recall your friend, Nathan Summers Alias Cable, taking care of a red hair baby ?
Question: And do you also recall a She-devil with a sword know as the Red Sonja ?
Wade: Yeah, she was in the movie with the gover-inator....
Question: Well she just been reborn in her own comics, but listen to me when I say doesn't she look familar ?
A few hours later...
A few more hours later.....
Wade: I got it, you mean to tell me that she
Unscripted No. 104Teen Titans #60 Reaction
Rose: *walking along, with a road sign near her, listening to an iPOD with a backpack on her back, singing along to Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Soul to Squeeze"* Where I go, I just don't know. I got to, gotta, gotta take it slow. When I find my piece of mind. I'm gonna give ya some of my good time. *a car pulls up beside her with Duela and Eddie in it*
Eddie: Hey there, Sweet Cheeks. Care for a ride?
Rose: *pulls off her headphones* Eddie, what are you doing here? And why's Duela here?
Duela: I was just pulling back into town now that I finally got Fallen Angel to pay me back that money she owed to fix this baby, and Eddie caught me and said he wanted to look for you.
Rose: *turns to Eddie* Wow...that's really sweet of you.
Eddie: Yeah, well, Meg told me how concerned you were about me when I got kidnapped, so I wanted to show how appreciative I was, but you'd already booked it. Thought I might try to convince you to come back.
Unscripted No. 103First part
Panel 1: Cass alone, dusting a picture of Terry
Cass: Dum dee dum dum, doo daaaaa
Panel 2: Bizarro appears just behind her.
Panel 3: Cass faces Bizarro, looking angry
Cass: Dammit, dont scream that way in my ears, you nearly made me have an attack!
Bizarro: Me am not sorry! Me needed not to sneak up on you, so me am not very quiet!
Panel 4: Idem
Cass: Oh boy, Ill never get used to this reverse-talking of yours So what are you doing here exactly?
Bizarro: Very not simple! Bizarro not want to abduct you for completely harmless plot!
Panel 5: Idem
Cass: Yeah, thats great Listen, Im a bit busy right now, so how about Wait, what did you
Panel 6: Onomatopoeia (yes, the villain from Green Arrow) alone:
Panel 7: Back to Cass and Bizarro, except that now Cass is lying on the ground, unconscious.
Bizarro: This am great failure for Bizarro!
Unscripted No. 102Supergirl #29
Supergirl and Superman
Superman: I'm sorry, Kara... He's dead.
Supergirl (sad): Damn it, I was so close! This could have helped save my heroic career! I could have been the first hero to cure cancer. Damn it, damn it , damn it. *sigh* Wel,l come on, R-man. I need something to take out my frustration on.
R-man (grinning): Looks like somebody's getting lucky tonight!
And now it's time for Secret Invasion Reaction strip with your host, DEADPOOL!!!!!
Deadpool: Hey there, Casstoon fans! I was sent here by Marvel and the good people of Casstoons to help keep you up to date on all things Skrull in the Marvel Universe. On todays show we'll be talking to an actual shapeshifting Skrull. That's right! We were lucky to have caught this little bugger. Say hello to... Beast Boy!
Beast boy appears annoyed.
Beast Boy: How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not a Skrull! Ever since this event started I can't go 5 minutes without someone jumping me and "bringing me in to justice!" It'
Unscripted No. 101Avengers/Invaders
(Bucky facing Swordsman)
BUCKY: You have a German accent! You much be a Nazi!
*Dynamic Man enters*
Dynamic Man: I like how you think, boy.
Countdown to Mystery
(Eclipso on the moon facing the Spectre)
SPECTRE: Stop, Eclipso. I won't let you use the power of the Heart of Darkness to-
SPECTRE: Wait, you're using your powers to do what?
ECLIPSO: That's right! I'll use my supreme god-like power to... WRITE MY NAME ON THE MOON!
*Chairface Chippendale enters*
CHAIRFACE: How... original...
Unscripted No. 100Captain America, "I did what I thought was right, but I now know that it wasn't that way."
Sally Floyd: "WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT EARLIER?"
Captain America, "It wasn't until I saw that damage that our war caused that I realized we were wrong to act as we did."
Sally Floyd: "That's all well and good, but how come you didn't know that earlier? What about MySpace?"
CA: "What about it? We're talking about..."
SF:"IT IS THE CENTER OF AMERICAN CULTURE AND IS VERY RELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION!"
CA:"Well, I'm talking about the ideals of freedom and basic human rights. I thougt this was the issue, but I now know that it wasn't, and now we've left the country in a big mess."
SF:"HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR AMERICA IF YOU DON'T KNOW MYSPACE?"
CA:"I punched Hitler, you know."
SF:"Yeah, but you didn't post gay porn on his myspace. You're out of touch with America. We're no longer freedom of speech and religion. We're Guantanamo Bay and Richard Dawkins."
CA:"Ben, you have anything to say? No?
Unscripted No. 99Birds of Prey #117
Cass and Babs
Cass: Congratulations on your new move, Barbara
Babs: Thanks Cass
Cass: But, seeing that there is a lot of equipment to be moved isn't there anyone going to help you?
Babs: Well with Misfit at her weekly schooling and Helena and Linda at their weekly bar hop....
A scene showing a drinking Linda and Helena
Linda: Barkeep another round for me and the missus here...
Back to Cass and Babs
Babs: Also with everyone else scatter around I decided to call in some professionals for the new move.
Cass: You sure that they can be trusted with all this technology?
Babs: Of course, the ad said that these guys are professionals.
A voice: You're Miss Gordon...
Deadpool, Rose Wilson and Blue Beetle shows up
Jamie: Well here we are, the Wilson Reynes and Wilson Moving Company is at your service....
Unscripted No. 98Catwoman cancellation:
Selina: I was told that you were the person to go to when a series is canceled. I mean I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean I thought that I was popular with the Bat-fans and that I was trying to get my life together, but nowadays I'm just trying to survive. So that why I came to you, as you were the one person who maybe can help me find a new direction with my life so will you help me?
Deadpool shows up
Deadpool: Sure I will Sweet checks, but I have one favor that I would like for you to help me with....
Deadpool, Catwoman and Spider-man
Deadpool: Hey Spidey, looks like I got the Black Cat now?
Spidey (Angry): Damn, you Deadpool. Damn you and your great power to attract hot women.
Deadpool outside the bubble which housed the Warbound
Deadpool: Hey there Casstoon fans...Uncle Wade here and I outside a local New Mexico City, hoping to catch one of the Warbound in action. For those of you tuning in, those are the guys and girls that helped out t
Unscripted No. 97General Reaction
Riddler: *stands there, with stitches all over his body, and winces* Cant think about pain now. Have to figure out what Ozzie is doing, and why Nightwing confused me for Leslie Thompkins.
Penguin: *waddles on*
Riddler: *grabs him* Hello, Ozzie.
Penguin: *nervously* He-hello, Eddie. Howd you get out of that room?
Riddler: A little snoo-snoo works as great bribery.
Penguin: Damn women and their hormones. *sighs*
Riddler: *reaches up into the air and pulls out a big black baseball bat*
Penguin: *raises brow* Whered you get that?
Riddler: Thats not important. What is important is if you can answer me this riddle. Riddle me this, riddle me that, whos afraid of the big black bat??
Penguin: *gulps and starts waddling away*
Riddler: *chases after him, with hitting sounds*
Penguin: *off-panel* OW! Come on, Eddie! You know that with my weight and height, my knees are so bad that I can hardly walk, let
Loving You- (Levi x Reader) [AU]
*A/N: The song lyrics are included in the fic, so listening to the song would be perfect with this fic~
( X )
Just once in a day, I remember you, miss you
“I’m not spending hard earned money on your coffee.”
You pout, letting a small huff escape your lips as Levi takes hold of the shopping bags, a grunt emitting from his throat.
“But, come on this is the last day I can fully spend with you before-
Rumour Has It - [AU] Punk!Teen!Levi x Teen!Reader
Being here was going to ruin his reputation, he was sure of it.
Levi had always been the “thug” of the school, as it were. He might’ve been short, but he was damn strong and damn intimidating. No one really wanted to mess with him, which he greatly appreciated. The last thing he wanted was to be approached by a bunch of assholes he wanted nothing to do with.
But… the bad part about repelling so many people was that you were among them. You too were too frightened of him to want to talk to him – even when you needed to you’d simply walk up to him, see him notice you, then run away. It was disheartening, especially considering you were the one person he actually wanted to approach him.
Despite that, Levi was always distant from others, he never went to parties or did anything with anyone outside of school – it gave him that mysterious sort of aura that people were intimidated by.
But that just had to fucking change, didn’t it? He just had t
Hungary x Child!Reader - Frying Pan
"Oh dear! Are you all alone. little girl?" a woman with wavy brown hair asked.
"Yes, ma'am." you replied.
"Where are your parents?"
"My dad's busy, ma'am. My big brother said that he'll come and pick me up at 2:30."
The woman checked her watch before saying, "But it's 3:25."
You looked down, "That bastard."
"Would you like me to take you to your home?"
"Well, I brought a new frying pan," the woman said as she took the frying pan from the paper bag that she was holding, "I can hit him if want."
You smiled, "Uh-huh!"
"I'm Elizabeta Hédervary. Nice to meet you!"
"Nice to meet you too, Mrs. Elizabeta! I'm [Y/N] Kirkland~!"
"[Y/N] Kirkland, huh? Arthur's daughter?"
"No, Oliver's daughter!"
"Ah! Then, I'll wait here with you, okay?"
~~~Timeskip to 4:10~~~
Allen ran towards your school and didn't find you at the gate. But instead, he got hit by Elizabeta with her frying pan.
Allen feel down, unconscious while you took Elizabeta's hand and walked away.
2P!Canada x Reader - Day Off
"[Y/N], I've seen that you've been working hard for the last two months without taking a single day off," you boss said," And I must say, I'm very impressed!"
"Thank you sir! I love doing my job!" you smiled.
"Well, every ones a while, you need to take at least two days off."
"No thank you sir. I-"
"No no! You need it! To clear your mind and all, you know." your boss smiled.
You thought for a moment before nodding, "Okay sir! Thank you!"
"You can go home now."
You nodded again, grabbing your handbag and left your work.
While walking, you dialed your best friend's number and waited until he picks up.
"You Mattie! Wanna come and hang out with me?" you asked.
"Aren't you at work now?"
"Nope! My boss gave me two days holiday~ Meaning that we can hang out!"
"... Where to?"
Walking towards your favourite café, you were stopped by three men.
"Hey, babe~" one of them said.
"Back off bastards." you said wh
2P!Canada x Child!Reader - Do You Want Pie?
Matthieu looked away from his book to finding you holding a pie, "Did you make that?"
"Uh-huh!" you nodded, "Wanna try it?"
Matthieu took of his glasses, "Lemme try."
You walked towards him then threw the pie on his face. You giggled and ran away.
"Why you little!" Matthieu angrily said before chasing you around the house.
Drunk!2P!America x Reader - Don't Trust Me
You hold your camera close to you while watching TV. You had a feeling that Allen would do something as you already seen him drinking earlier. You waited for a while until footsteps, that sounds like someone was wearing high heels, can be heard.
You peeked from the couch and found Allen walking downstairs, wearing a black dress and black high heels. He also wore make-up which amused you. You then started recording when you noticed that he was too drunk to notice that you're in the living room.
Black dress with the tights underneath,
I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth,
And she's an actress,
But she ain't got no need.
She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east." Allen sand as he flips his skirt over.
He then sat on the chair that was beside the stairs. Once he sat down, he crossed his leg and continued singing,
"Tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth,"
"Ew." you muttered.
"Tell your boyfriend if
Physical check up | Doctor!Levi x Reader
Warning, may be pervy. Or not.
As you entered the clinic, you were greeted by a woman with ginger hair and eyes with glasses. She looked up and smiled at you.
"Hello and welcome to Survey Corps Clinic! How can I help you ma'am?" You took out a paper out your purse and handed it to the receptionist.
"I'm here for a check up," Your voice sounded a little croaky, like a frog trying to talk. She laughed under her breath, making you blush in embarrassment. She looked at it for a second before signing something, then gave the paper to another receptionist with short black hair sitting across her.
"Alright, I will call you when the doctors arrive, got it? For now, you may take a seat in the waiting room," Sighing, you sat down in one of the room's cold chairs.
After a what seemed a long while, you heard a soft, feminine voice call you out.
"[Full name], we will be seeing you now," You saw the girl with the same short black hair. You stood up, and walked over to her. She
Drunk!2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Drunken Night
Today, you were sitting with your family on the dinning table, watching them get drunk as you drink your strawberry milk. Allen, Matthieu and Francois seems to be calm and dumb while Oliver just gets angry. Just angry enough for him to slap the three. You tried recording but Oliver took it and threw your camera on to the couch. You were relieved that it landed safely and it's position was on your family, meaning that it was recording the whole time.
"Hey," Allen spoke, "Remember when I stick my leg out and Oliver tripped over and fell on the pool?"
"Well, of course! That's when you were just a baby." Oliver growled.
"No... I was just... Nine?"
"No, you were 96 that time." Matthieu corrected him.
"Then how old am I now?"
"2014." Francois replied.
"Hey hey! Remember that one time I tried to propose to Al?" Matthieu asked.
"I should have said yes!" Allen spat.
"Well, there is still time to propose." Francois suggested.
Mathhieu nodded as he holds Allen's hand
2P!England x Child!Reader - Photo Album
"Poppet~! Look what I got~!" Oliver said as he walked into the living room.
You looked away from the TV and found him walking towards you while carrying a a bunch of photo albums.
He sat beside you as he placed the albums on the coffee table in front of him, "This always brings the memories~"
"Are these photo albums?" you asked as you grab one of the album, that was red in colour and opened it on the first page.
"Yes it is~ I had been taking pictures of you, Allie and Mattie when you all are just a baby." Oliver responded.
You laughed, "Why is his pants wet?"
Oliver looked at the picture that you were talking about. It was a picture of Allen, who looked about your age, crying while his pants were wet on the crotch area.
"Oh, Allen peed on his pants when we're going back home from the amusement park." Oliver chuckled.
You turned the next page and laughed hard. There was a picture of Francois trying to calm both baby Allen and Matthieu who were crying while sitting on the tub.
Unscripted No. 106Trinity Reaction
(Cass' Apartment: Cass and Firestorm (Jason Rusch) are talking, Cass curious, Firestorm serious)
Cass: So the world without the Trinity is a very different place?
Firestorm: Yes, the lack of Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman has changed many lives. The word "superhero" isn't even in the dictionary anymore. And some people are very different. For example...
(Green Arrow lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill.)
Firestorm v.o.: Green Arrow is the hero of the rich and famous.
Green Arrow: Screw the poor and oppressed! I've got mine!
Firestorm v.o.: Supergirl is now someone named Interceptor.
Interceptor: I'm proud to defend Earth against alien filth! What is this "Kryptonian" you speak of?
(Alternate Lois Lane, angry, cigarette hanging from lips and holding a protest sign that reads "U.S. out of U.N.", Richie Grayson grinning and slicking his hair back, Freddie Pennysworth with a sub-machine gun, and Donna Troy in frumpy librarian garb trying t
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