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Unscripted No. 77*Wade and Jaime (Who's mad and holding up the last issue of his comic)*Jaime: I can't believe they cancelled my series!Wade: Why don't you do something useful?Jaime: Like what?Wade: I don't know...Shoot up the DC Offices!*Cut to Jaime with a assualt rifle, shooting madly. A desk is turned over and has bullet holes in it.**As a few panels progress, Jaime starts looking bored, and his rate of fire slows, to the point it's only one bullet shooting*Jaime: Screw this, I'll just go complain on the Internet!*Jaime then turns away, Grant Morrison and Geoff Johns fearfully poke their heads up from below the desk*
Unscripted No. 76Cass - Ok, let's go over this again. Kingpin is a large white man who was portrayedby a large black man in the movie DaredevilPunisher - ok... (PWJ - the dyslexic bat-chick has lost it again.)Cass - Tobias Whale is a large albino, black man who used to live in Metropolisbut has moved to Gotham because apparently he thinks a Great WhiteWhale is better than a Great White Shark.Punisher - Can you write that down?Later at the Atlanta Aquarium -Security Guard - Why the heck would the Punisher be shooting at Whale Sharks?Punisher - PWJ - (Note to self. Don't follow WRITTEN instructions from dylexicAsian women in bat costumes.)